What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.