What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.