What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.