Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work