Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.