Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay