Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!