Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.