Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!