Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!