How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed