How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.