How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!