Haunt House Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

You might also enjoy:

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

April Jokes More April Jokes

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.