Haunt House Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What's the main religion of most ghosts?

Boo dism

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.