Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.