Because it brings Mayflowers.
Because of all the Hymns.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
It was leave your keys at the door.
Because they bring Mayflowers
We don't like anything white on our land.
The ocean
Because they're in a depression.
A jihahahad!
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!