How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft