What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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TeX-MeX

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Microsoft.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.