What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.