What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...