What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.