What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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A gun free zone

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

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STARbucks.

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