What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim