What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"