Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What do you call a bipolar Sith?

High-low Ren.

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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.