Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.