Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes