Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

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Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.