Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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What do you call a bipolar Sith?

High-low Ren.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes