Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes