In the Sith grade.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
He'll have water on the brain.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
Mikey Yoda.
At the Darth Mall
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
Naboo
Only one cannoli.