What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)