What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Black & White Jokes More Black & White Jokes

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.