What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)