What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)