What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.