What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.