What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.