What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.