What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.