What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.