What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede