What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede