What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.