What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.