What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant