What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Radiation Jokes More Radiation Jokes

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.