What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Which one do you like/hate?

217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Radiation Jokes More Radiation Jokes

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.