Radiation Jokes

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.