What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

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A moot ant

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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Danger: Do not touch"