What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Previous Random Joke Next

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

D Jokes More D Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist