What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

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What's the pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w