What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.