What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.