What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

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What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.