What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.