What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What' the bare minimum?

One bear

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.