What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.