Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
A small medium at large.
A spelling bee !
Because he was grounded.
Nah I'ma stay"
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Jah Jah Binks
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Bae-Kin
because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.