What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.