What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.