Dans un bon-apartement.
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When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
One porks women the other un-porks them.
One day she'd just had un uf.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
An un-in.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
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The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
He was un hoppy !
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
One egg is un oeuf.
An un-armed gingerbread man
The pension package.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
A cantaloupe.
25 to Life.
Kim jong-deux
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It's the one that always sinks....
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Purrgatory.
