Dans un bon-apartement.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
One porks women the other un-porks them.
One day she'd just had un uf.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
An un-in.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
He was un hoppy !
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
One egg is un oeuf.
An un-armed gingerbread man
The pension package.
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
They start with Juan
Juans upon a time.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
One... or two One... or two
an ill-eagle immigrant
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
A jacked rabbit.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Just spell it like the way it sounds!
A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!
Buy high sell higher.
He joins AARP
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
He was hit by a buss
