Supreme Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

Indict Jokes More Indict Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Kim Jong Un Jokes More Kim Jong Un Jokes

Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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Why is Kim Jong-un so bad?

He has no Seoul

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.