What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies