What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.