What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.