What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'