What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

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How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.