What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.