What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el