x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
It just makes cents.
At the other end of the telescope.
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
He was too ghoul for school
She kept running from the ball.
Hasbro.
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
