What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.