What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.