What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.