What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.