What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.