What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Doorbell Jokes More Doorbell Jokes

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out