What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Doorbell Jokes More Doorbell Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.