What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out