Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out