Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!