Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
A: So you could hit the sack.
Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
He fainted after the punch line.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
Aight I'll calcu-lata
Permutations.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
