What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

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What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!