What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)