What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Tooth Hurty Jokes More Tooth Hurty Jokes

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.