Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch?

Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?

Nothing.