How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid