Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical