Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.