Why are women like DOS?

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Why are women like DOS?

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