Why are women like DOS?

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

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Why are women like DOS?

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

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