What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients