What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.