What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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The bricks will get laid.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.