How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

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I'm cured!"

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment