How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.