How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.