How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging