How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.