What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.