What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

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What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker