What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.