What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!"