What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!