Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !