Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!