Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan