How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower