How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.