How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming