What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

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Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.